cant wait to shred the bay though

my cupid reportoir- couples i am responsible for (GIVE ME MONEY)

i consider this a vitae of sorts...

i am responsible for THIS 1 (molly&lauren): dragged molly out of her drunken BED to come M-O with lauren for hours. still together.






AND THIS

2(nate&emily): asked them while they were shrooming freshman year: "are you guys going out?" they looked at each other. "i mean, are you going out YET? god." they started going out then and there.






AND THIS

3(paulina&rachel): introduced their asses, told them JUST GO OUT WITH EACH OTHER because each were too afraid of ruining the friendship, helped initiate apocalyptic ****some in my living room DONT ASK, WONT TELL.






AND THIS

4(dave+devan=daven): introduced them, ushered everyone out of the A3 hall to let them have a dance alone to alicia keys.




AND THIS

5(matt&rachel): brought both of their asses on a camping trip one summer. miriam and i left the tent so they could M-O. TENTATIVELY ENGAGED BTW, and they're the ones on the right.




AND 6(jesse&gabby), no pic though, sorry: (told them each they liked each other at caz- they started going out the following week for 2-3 YEARS)


so i facilitated/made ALL SIX of these relationships happen and im still single. WHERES MY BIG BREAK / WHATS THE BIG IDEAA

I AM PISSED FOR MANY VALID REASONS

WHAT ABOUT THE CLASSES WHOSE AUTHORS STEM FROM WHITE BACKGROUNDS? IS THERE NOT RACIAL OTHERISM OR VILIFICATION IN CHAMPIONING THESE VIEWS OVER ALL OTHERS? WHAT ABOUT IN CENSORING THE OTHER VIEWS? I AM AMERIKA. UNACCEPTABLE.


http://www.racialicious.com/2010/04/30/stephanie-grace-ivy-league-racism-and-the-seeds-of-institutional-bias/#more-7738

senior thesis presentation

thanks A.S.

getting out the last rounda hate

norapeter, zackwilla. except willa's ok. NEEDEYESAYMORE?

freinlee fayces

my friend is the sarah lawrence gryphon. canya guess who?

christine and michael visit NY, mcsorleys 2010

for xmas please